This is dorky [EDIT: Or not.]

[EDIT: I first thought this was dumb, but it's actually been a lot of fun! Okay, so maybe it's still dorky. But for a different reason now.]

I, like, never do stuff like this. But, anyway...comin' your way by way of failedoptimist.

01. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie/icon reminds me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, I'll tell you what it would be.
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. Put this in your journal.
09. [flatvurm's bonus round: Theorize why in this meme, all the list item labels are left zero-padded.]

Google-Profile

Seems like quite a meme day for me. :) This one is really fun, though. I got this by way of wickedthought.

Rules: Google for "YOURNAME is" (e.g. "Jürgen is", don't forget the quotes). Copy and paste ten sentences you like from the results. That's your Google-Profile.

I thought Rob would be too generic, so I went with Stavro.

Stavro is a Lebanese artist.

Stavro is nothing like Harold Ballard. And Stavro is nothing like Conn Smythe, either.

Stavro is a graduate of the University of Toronto, Bachelor of Science in Nursing and Doctor of Dental Surgery.

Stavro is formerly a soloist with the Moscow's State Academic Theater of Classical Ballet.

Stavro is trussed up like a turkey ready for plucking.

Stavro is determined to groom Wulf into a fighting machine.

Stavro is a well preserved wreck, grown with various sponges.

Stavro is a blood-sucker.

Stavro is gone but his legacy of greed remains and continues to fuck up pro sports in this city.

Stavro is not responsible for further delays due to technical problems.

I especially like the one about Wulf, which is the dog's name. :) I thought this was a really fun meme. I found the most interesting things. Check this out! And I also had to work hard to stay within the ten-item limit in the rules. I think I got some good ones, though.

Just because, though...I'll give you this one from the bonus round.

Stavro is offline.

Peace!