A small break
Aug. 1st, 2006 11:34 pmImagine, if you will, that you're stepping in to manage a house while the usual manager goes on sabbatical. Further, imagine that this previous manager has left half a bag of chocolate chips laying around. Imagine, then, that you decide to eat these chocolate chips. After that, imagine that this is currently a fairly hot time of the year, and you discover that the chocolate chips have not fared well in the heat, and so they slightly resist being removed from their bag. And now, to complete this imaginary scene, you must now be made aware of the following: when you squeeze agglomerated lumps of melted chocolate chips out of a decent-sized opening in their bag, it looks pretty much exactly like poop.