Even I have my limits; plus a meme!

So...I totally owe a post, though that's not quite going to happen just yet. Instead, I will relay this tale: I was poking around the 'Net a little today, and I was directed to the CAPSoff Google Group, which is a campaign to have the Caps Lock key removed from the keyboard. It sounded like a good and proper way to waste time, so I went and checked it out a little bit. What happened was...I came across the title "Why not use a shift key foot pedal?", and I totally freaked out. I was like, "What the hell am I doing here? I gotta get out of here." Goddamn, man. Foot pedal. The Internet just freaks me out sometimes.

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Anyhoo...I ganked this meme from chadu. This is what it said:

A. Pick five films you enjoy.
B. Don't post their titles, just a relatively well-known quote from each.

Note the lack of intructions about what's to be done about all this posting, though the popular interpretation is that people identify the movies. I'm doing this because...well, to procrastinate writing a real post, frankly.

1. "Who's Claire?" "The hooker you ass-punched."

2. "That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom.'"

3. "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

4. "But what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!"

5. "Son, you got a panty on your head."

Bonus round (no points!): "Hey! Mansquito!"