Yes...this is exactly why I roleplay

Only not. Ladies, gentlemen, I give you...Breaking the Ice. From the website...

Breaking the ice is a two player role playing game. Quick and easy, the game can be played in one sitting with no prior preparation required. Players help one another tell the tale of romance arising between two characters, and the set-backs and wacky twists the lovers' tale may take.

Play out the ups and downs of a couple's first three dates. From first bumbling attempts to get to know one another, to the stirrings of trust and desire. Watch the attraction flare, and see if the flame will light a fire that will last for a lifetime--or just burn brightly and flicker out.

Falling in love was never so much fun!

Fo' realz, yo. So I started checking out some of the session reports that were posted.

Some more misunderstanding followed, and Ian got drunk and seasick, vomiting on Sandy's dress... But, after the party was all over, they had a heart to heart and Sandy went in for a kiss. She slipped and gave Ian a head-butt to the nose instead.

'Nuff said.