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I'll probably come back to this later, but for now I just wanted to link to this BBC article saying that a couple research centers in the UK have been given the go-ahead to grow and harvest human(-ish?) stem cells by using human genes and animal embryos.

Hey, bonus round. This just in: Humans cloned in California.

I can't make this stuff up

As a result of his latest criminal troubles, O.J. Simpson availed himself of a North Las Vegas bail bond agency called: You Ring We Spring. Seriously.

God, I gotta get off the computer. Help!