"Let's see your qualia"

So I've been totally lax about blogging lately. Sadly, that is not, at this point, going to be rectified. Instead, ganked from regyt (+1), I now recommend to you Zombies: The Movie. It's like a short film script. I find it quite funny. Enjoy.

GENERAL FRED: Excellent. And the Taoists?
SCIENTIST: They refuse to do anything!
GENERAL FRED: Then we may yet be saved.