Tales from work

So I'm dealing the tournament last night, and I sit down at my table, and one of the players is looking at me a little funny. After a little while, he says, "Hey, Rob." (Players often like to use your name when it's pinned to a nametag on your chest. Anyway.) "Hey, Rob," he says, "Do people tell you that you look like that guy on Seinfeld?"

Without really thinking about it, in all innocence, I ask, "Which guy?"

Everyone at the table starts laughing.

Those fuckers.