Yeah...it's a meme
May. 21st, 2005 12:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
flatvurmWell, I've let a whole week go by, sadly, and I don't even have a real post to show for it. Yet. Instead, I decided to do this meme, ganked from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
belle1446:
FINISH THE SENTENCES...
1) My uncle once: gave me the most bizarre pair of pants I have ever owned.
2) Never in my life: did I think I would move back in with my mom.
3) When I was five: I would throw up after eating Jell-O.
4) High School was: basically the shizznit.
5) I will never forget: 9/11
6) I once met: a socialist scientist.
7) There's this girl I know who: needs to get tied up and attended to.
8) Once, at a bar: someone I didn't know got offended that I shouted, "I hate Jesus!"
10) Last night: I stayed up late playing in a poker tournament...and got money!
11) If I only had: known.
12) Next time I go to church: I will look God right in the eye and say, "WTF!"
13) Terry Schiavo: got too much attention.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a tall lamp...turned off.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a short lamp...turned on.
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you I am.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: speaking in strangely metered rhythms and dubious rhymes.
20) By this time next year: I hope to be a better poker player.
21) A better name for me would be: hard to find.
22) I have a hard time understanding: announcements in NYC subway stations.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: probably flunk out. Again.
24) You know I like you if: I tell you I do.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: probably the person giving me the award.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: as far as I know have nothing in common.
27) Take my advice, never: say "never."
28) My ideal breakfast is: made of eggs, accompanied by lots of coffee, enjoyed easily and luxuriously, and optimally served in a diner that allows smoking.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Love Rollercoaster" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: bringing a jacket.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: also apparently have nothing in common. What the hell kind of sentence starts this way?
32) Why won't anyone: invent a dream VCR?
33) If you spend the night at my house: you better know what you're doing.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: any reason whatsoever.
35) The world could do without: loudmouth ignorant tightasses.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: chew and swallow said cockroach.
37) My favorite blonde is: missing.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: paper tigers.
39) If I do anything well, it's: not coming to mind, really.
40) And by the way: I'm beginning to think this meme was a bad idea.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: believe I didn't enjoy it so much.
That, I'm suddenly feeling, was quite a waste of time. :) Well, too late now. More later, all. Peace!
belle1446:FINISH THE SENTENCES...
1) My uncle once: gave me the most bizarre pair of pants I have ever owned.
2) Never in my life: did I think I would move back in with my mom.
3) When I was five: I would throw up after eating Jell-O.
4) High School was: basically the shizznit.
5) I will never forget: 9/11
6) I once met: a socialist scientist.
7) There's this girl I know who: needs to get tied up and attended to.
8) Once, at a bar: someone I didn't know got offended that I shouted, "I hate Jesus!"
10) Last night: I stayed up late playing in a poker tournament...and got money!
11) If I only had: known.
12) Next time I go to church: I will look God right in the eye and say, "WTF!"
13) Terry Schiavo: got too much attention.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a tall lamp...turned off.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: a short lamp...turned on.
17) You know I'm lying when: I tell you I am.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: speaking in strangely metered rhythms and dubious rhymes.
20) By this time next year: I hope to be a better poker player.
21) A better name for me would be: hard to find.
22) I have a hard time understanding: announcements in NYC subway stations.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: probably flunk out. Again.
24) You know I like you if: I tell you I do.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: probably the person giving me the award.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: as far as I know have nothing in common.
27) Take my advice, never: say "never."
28) My ideal breakfast is: made of eggs, accompanied by lots of coffee, enjoyed easily and luxuriously, and optimally served in a diner that allows smoking.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Love Rollercoaster" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: bringing a jacket.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: also apparently have nothing in common. What the hell kind of sentence starts this way?
32) Why won't anyone: invent a dream VCR?
33) If you spend the night at my house: you better know what you're doing.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: any reason whatsoever.
35) The world could do without: loudmouth ignorant tightasses.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: chew and swallow said cockroach.
37) My favorite blonde is: missing.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: paper tigers.
39) If I do anything well, it's: not coming to mind, really.
40) And by the way: I'm beginning to think this meme was a bad idea.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: believe I didn't enjoy it so much.
That, I'm suddenly feeling, was quite a waste of time. :) Well, too late now. More later, all. Peace!
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Date: 2005-05-21 06:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-24 07:44 pm (UTC)Interestingly enough, I was in the car listening to the radio with my mom, and the song came on, though on an oldies station and it certainly wasn't the version I was used to. Do you know offhand if the song was a remake?
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Date: 2005-05-25 03:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-25 09:41 pm (UTC)