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Rob Abrazado ([personal profile] flatvurm) wrote2005-06-28 03:37 pm

More orgasm fun

So there's been more orgasm talk lately. That already got me cooking, but then in cleaning out my spam trap I noticed there were a few for products promising to help me with the volume of my ejaculation. So I'd like to do a poll, but I decided not to use an actual poll poll because I figured it wouldn't be too conducive to people coming forward.

So here's the deal...I believe you can comment anonymously to this post and I further believe I will not log anything about you. (If that is not the case, I will rectify that soon.) I encourage you to post anonymously and answer the following questions:

1) What is your gender?
2) Do you prefer one gender of sex partner over the other?
3) If you are male, how important to you is the volume of your ejaculation?
4) If you are male, how important to your partner is the volume of your ejaculation? (Guess or speculate if you have to.)
5) If you are/have/want to be partnered with a male, how important to you is/was/will be the volume of his ejaculation?
6) If you have any opinions on the desirability of various volumes of male ejaculation, what are they? (I.e., more is better, less is better, how much better...)
7) Are your opinions on male ejaculation at all affected by the location of said ejaculation? [EDIT: I've been asked for clarification. I meant...does ejaculation volume mean more or less to you based on where that ejaculation ends up...inside a person's body, on a person's back/face/stomach/head, into someone's food or belongings, etc. In addition, this question applies equally to givers and receivers.]

Thank you all for your time and attention. Remember that you may want to POST ANONYMOUSLY to avoid embarassment. :)

(Anonymous) 2005-06-28 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
1) female
2) yes
3) N/A
4) N/A
5) absolutely unimportant, as long as he's not doing it all over me. It may become an issue if I were trying to become pregnant, but volume doesn't necessarily coincide with fertility.
6) just volume? awww, so much can be said about color/texture/viscosity/smell/taste, etc. If just volume, then I have no opinion
7) ??? clarify please?

[identity profile] luminifer.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
what bizarre spam prompted this?

(though i think i can imagine it.)

[identity profile] luminifer.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
SPUR-M!!!
ahahah

but if you're dribbling, is 6x going to help you that much?

[identity profile] luminifer.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
you mean those fire hydrants that people have left running all day and are barely spurting anything?

[identity profile] luminifer.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
7) Are your opinions on male ejaculation at all affected by the location of said ejaculation?

good lord, i should hope it would come out of the cock!

[identity profile] amalthya.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
hahah, clearly you've missed out on some classically bad porn.

[identity profile] luminifer.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
i was going to pretend that i knew what you were talking about, but i don't!

[identity profile] amalthya.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's hard to cum on cue. Some porn movies use alternate methods to get around this, such as a squirt bottle or the like.

Some really bad porn uses the squirt bottle but don't do it well. Ergo, it's obvious that it's not coming from the cock.

If you come down I'll show you some classic examples :D

[identity profile] luminifer.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahhah

i've heard that that's a good prank at a porn theater... bring some conditioner or something, make some noises, and squirt it all over the place.

[identity profile] amalthya.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, obviously, in the movies, you're not supposed to know it's happening. Tell that to Joey the Freaky Midget!

[identity profile] aplacental.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm too lazy to fill out your poll, but I want to state that as a female I don't think it's important. and I'm wondering if any men will actually respond to the poll. ;)

[identity profile] luminifer.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks at icon* the cock has spoken!

(Anonymous) 2005-06-28 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
1) Man,masculine,Male
2) I like girls.
3) My ejaculate is unimportant to me, but sometimes when it is a large volue there is a useless sense of pride.
4) I have no partner
5) Huh. well I dont know if this means a) were I to fool around with a man would i care about volume - i answer no b) do I think, if I were to be with a man, would it matter to him> the answer is no idea.
6) more jizz = more mess, so sort of undesirable, but oterwisee no ideas
7) Ummm i dont really have oppinions based on this, though in general again more cum would mean more mess so less is better... i guess..

CONDOM!

[identity profile] spe-edie.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
1. Female
2. Guys.

Shouldn't the guy be wearing a condom??? Therefore, ejaculate volume is an unknown quantity to both partners.

(Anonymous) 2005-06-29 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
1)female
2) mostly
3)n/a
4) n/a
5, 6, 7) overall it is not very important. i wouldn't want it to be such a tiny amount that it was hard to tell if ejaculation had actually occured, or such a large amount that no condom could hold it, but neither of those situations have ever actually come up and seem rather unlikely. if it is alot (by which i mean relatively alot, i've never measured) it can be hard to swallow. if it is to be, umm, projectiled onto skin it's a delicate balance between satisfying amount of warm gooeyness and following almost immediately cold messiness.
but let me stress again, not all that important. i came up with all of the above because you asked and so i thought about it, not because i've been waiting for the perfect amount all my life.
i wouldn't suggest paying money to increase your volume maybe you're looking into a career in porn. now that i think of it i don't know why i assume the spam wants to increase your volume.

I believe I have no shame.

[identity profile] kinfae.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
1) Female
2) Yes. Men. They have penises. Penises are important to me.
3) I'm not.
4) Obviously, I'm still not.
5 and 6 and 7) It depends on what sex act is being performed. Obviously, in fellatio, I would prefer not to be gagged, so less is better. In ordinary intercourse, both have their ups and downs: a lot tickles, but then makes a godawful mess, a little does not have fun feelings, but makes for much less of a wet spot. If you're using it as play body paint, then more is better, unless it's on me, in which case less is better.

[identity profile] enhat.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
1) I believe you meant sex, not gender. Both my gender and my sex are male.
2) Yes.
3) I can't think of anything less important.
4) It's not something I've ever discussed with any of my partners. And I've never had anyone comment on the volume either. I don't think that any of my partners care, though.
5) I am not/have not/want not to be partnered with a male.
6) I'd imagine none is probably undesirable. Not hugely important, but it could be a little embarrassing. I suppose the opposite would be true as well, but you could always crank one off beforehand to lessen the load.
7) Nope.

[identity profile] grizzlypuff.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
i'll post as myself, thank you. but be forewarned that I get a little graphic...

1) male
2) yes, women
3) very, I take great pride in being able to produce an extra-large load
4) too much is gross, too little is cause for suspicion
5) not important
6) more is better, I always desire to produce more. but as enhat already said, a dry-heave would be an embarassment
7) it gives me GREAT pleasure when my ejaculate ends up on my partner's body. this is the MEGA-CROWN of all sexual experiences. anywhere on the body will do, but, bonus points for the chest, ass, face, or hair... if you're wondering about the mouth, it only earns bonus points if it is "shot" into mouth... if it is "nutting" while in the mouth, then it only earns bonus points if there is so much ejaculate that it overflows out of the mouth... the rationale behind the last 2 points is that the ejaculate must be visible.

I enjoyed taking the poll... I shall now take care of myself in the bathroom...

[identity profile] grizzlypuff.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
isn't the internet great???

[identity profile] amalthya.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally read
(Guess or speculate if you have to.)

as

"Guess or ejaculate as you have to"

Also, as a woman, I care not about volume. I will say I learned the hard way that cum in the eye stings horribly. Beware!

[identity profile] panyang.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Your friends list must be more interesting than mine. I haven't seen any talk of orgasms except in your posts. Or maybe I'm just skipping the good stuff?

(Anonymous) 2005-06-29 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Girl.
2. Guy.
5. Not that important.
6. none would be bad.
7. Alot in the mouth just seems a waste, why bother. One of the hottest experiences is the only time we were (foolishly) practicing withdrawal as a birth-control method, & he pulled out & came like a gusher all over me. I felt like I was in a porn movie.