Gentlemen, behold!

[flatvurm]

The Toy.

And, as a special bonus, I ganked this from jonnynexus, and he has an amusing tale to tell about the device here.

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moreover, wouldn't it be great if you worked IT at The Toy's manufacturer.

hello and thank you for choosing The Toy, how may i help you today...?

[this might be the most disturbing and amusing thing to come along in a while]