My holiday wishlist

1. A frickin' job!

Just don't ask

Because I really won't be able to explain. If you need to warm it up a little first, be my guest.

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Ooh I saw the Shwegadon, Shwegadon
The dome had a mighty fine shine, pagoda
Wooden Temple at Fogong, at Fogong
Might as well been made out of pine, pagoda

Never gonna top
Phra Pathom
Reachin' in the sky
Mouth is gonna drop
Lookin' up,
Bein' stupa-fied
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai WOO
T-t-t Thai Pagoda

If you like Vipassana, Vipassana
Let the Budddha open your eye, pagoda
Meditation under stone, the Global dome
Take a little trip to Mumbai, pagoda

But you'll never top
Phra Pathom
Reachin' in the sky
Mouth is gonna drop
Lookin' up,
Bein' stupa-fied
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai WOO
T-t-t Thai Pagoda
T-t-t Thai Pagoda

Maybe you can cross the sea, see To-ji
Made of wood and five-stories high, pagoda
Or hang with the Vietnamese, Vietnamese
Only one pillar at a time, pagoda

But you'll never top
Phra Pathom
Reachin' in the sky
Mouth is gonna drop
Lookin' up,
Bein' stupa-fied
Thai-ai-ai-ai-ai WOO
T-t-t Thai Pagoda
T-t-t Thai Pagoda
T-t-t Thai Pagoda
T-t-t Thai Pagoda...

So wrong

All right...the time has come once again for me to drop another Cracked.com article on y'all and then leave. This time around..."5 Superhero Movie Scenes They'll Never Let You See." There are a couple highs and lows here, but I'll say straight out why I'm bringing this up: it's all about number three. What the hell, Ant-man? What. The. HELL?

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Anyhoo. I'm going to be jacked out on Tuesday, just so you guys know. But if all goes well, when I get back, I should have news! Yay!

Peace out, everybody.