Gentlemen, behold!

[flatvurm]

The Toy.

And, as a special bonus, I ganked this from jonnynexus, and he has an amusing tale to tell about the device here.

Comments

[kawaiiryuko.livejournal.com]

Lame! Site is blocked at work. :(

[flatvurm]

Hey, wouldn't it be great if you knew someone in the IT department? ;)

[drdelirium.livejournal.com]

Man, that is hot. Too bad it's so (surprisingly) damned expensive, tho.

[kawaiiryuko.livejournal.com]

The problem with working for a megacorp is that while I have access to the financial data of hundreds of companies, exchanges, and have near limitless power in crippling major products that our company provides to clients, I can't change our internet proxy rules. :( (I have to remote-desktop to a machine, and then VNC from that machine, in order to even get SSH access back to my home machine. ;) It's kinda of ridiculous.)

It makes you want to cry sometimes.

[unstuck-in-time.livejournal.com]

my science brain really wants to know about the longitudinal effects of this little gadget. i dunno if i trust any technology that spends extended periods of time lodged inside me without a significant amount of testing... on other people.

[unstuck-in-time.livejournal.com]

moreover, wouldn't it be great if you worked IT at The Toy's manufacturer.

hello and thank you for choosing The Toy, how may i help you today...?

[this might be the most disturbing and amusing thing to come along in a while]

[flatvurm]

Heh. Too bad your birthday already passed, huh? :)

[flatvurm]

Maybe this is just my own mind being warped by spending too much time in the pornographic areas of the Internet, but I surmise that, should you wish you perform such a study, you would not be wanting for volunteers to participate.

Frankly, I'd almost be willing to fund the whole thing if I could reserve the film rights.

[drdelirium.livejournal.com]

But Christmas is just around the corner! ;) (j/k)