Gentlemen, behold!

[flatvurm]

The Toy.

And, as a special bonus, I ganked this from jonnynexus, and he has an amusing tale to tell about the device here.

Comments

[flatvurm]

Hey, wouldn't it be great if you knew someone in the IT department? ;)

[kawaiiryuko.livejournal.com]

The problem with working for a megacorp is that while I have access to the financial data of hundreds of companies, exchanges, and have near limitless power in crippling major products that our company provides to clients, I can't change our internet proxy rules. :( (I have to remote-desktop to a machine, and then VNC from that machine, in order to even get SSH access back to my home machine. ;) It's kinda of ridiculous.)

It makes you want to cry sometimes.

[unstuck-in-time.livejournal.com]

moreover, wouldn't it be great if you worked IT at The Toy's manufacturer.

hello and thank you for choosing The Toy, how may i help you today...?

[this might be the most disturbing and amusing thing to come along in a while]